The unbelievable top secret diary of pig is an amazing and funny book. It’s about a pig that lives in a farm with his best friend duck and other animals such as, the cows, sheep and the EVIL chickens, oh and don’t forget mister and misses farmer. Mr farmer wants to feed as much as he can so that pig can get big and fat so that Mr and Ms farmer can have him for tea. They call pig by his special name ‘Roast Pig’ and pig thinks that it means a good thing but of coarse, it doesn’t. Pig soon found out that ‘Roast Pig means a bad thing (because duck told him) and there was a slaughter house where farmer did horrible things to the past pigs and pig didn’t want to be eaten so he found out that, the EVIL chickens want to go ‘space’ so Pig wanted to go because he wanted to get as far away to Mr and Ms farmer so he wanted to go to space with the EVIL chickens. The evil chickens decided to let him be the driver, and Pig soon called himself and Astronaut, and the only fuel was his you know droppings. So the EVIL chickens gave Pig a special tube to suck and slopes would come out and he could poo. But, Pig loved slopes and if he ate too much it would run out and then he would have no more fuel, so he had to be careful. Pig soon landed on ‘space’ and the first thing that he saw was a garden gnome. He thought that t was evil and decided to run back to he rocket. There was a sudden knock on the toolbox next to him and out came Duck! Pig couldn’t believe it but he had no time to hug. He felt less scared and went out with Duck but they found out that it wasn’t space at all it was a shopping place for farms! It looked like space because it was night time. They flew back to the farm and rebuilt the rocket and they trapped the EVIL chickens and Mr and Ms farmer so that they could go into the rocket and Pig could lock the door and WOOSH Pig and Duck sent them to high up in the sky and they never saw them again.
by Addis

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